2 & 1/2 men said...

Berta: What’s bugging you, Zippy? Your blow up doll run off with a pool toy?

thinking of u

2&1/2 men said...

Berta: So you want to know what goes on underneath this rough exterior. Whether somewhere inside me there is a tiny little girl that wanted to be a famous ballerina.
Alan: Is there?
Berta: If there is, it is because I accidentally ate her and I haven't passed her yet.

Douglas Adams said

" Yes, it was an act of God. But which God?"

Douglas Adams

бързо сънувай

"Всичко в нашия свят е импровизация. Задъхване, скорост, догонване. Бързо сънувай!"

Блага Димитрова

удряйте главата тук

Ако вече сте се уморили и от ушите, ноздрите и всевъзможни отверстия на тялото ви излиза дим - моля заповядайте - be my guests!

don't like u

I'm not anti-social, I just don't like you.

musicians

all daddy wanted

All daddy wanted was a blowjob!

nice people swallow

Mean people suck, Nice people swallow!

зъл заек

2 & 1/2 men said...

Charlie: Berta?

Berta: No. It's Liz Hurley, but I'm holding water.

Врaбче кaцнaло нa едно дърво и зaспaло.

След кaто се събудило.... Видяло, че го нямa.