2 & 1/2 men said...

Berta: Charlie, Alan, I’d like you to meet my youngest daughter Naomi. The light of my life. A little angel who swooped down from heaven and landed on a married man’s penis.

2 & 1/2 men said...

Berta: Ahh, ain’t that sweet? Every time a guy has sex, an angel gets a stiffy!

2 & 1/2 men said...

Berta: ( on Charlie’s relationship ) Not based on sex? Well, unless she sweats bourbon and farts hundred – dollar bills, what exactly is going to keep you together?