2 & 1/2 men said...

Alan: Berta, have you seen Charlie?

Berta: Ne’s not in his bed?

Alan: No.

Berta: Passed out on the bathroom floor?

Alan:No.

Berta: Rubbing oil on the volleyball girls?

Jake: No.

Berta: Well, that’s just leaves the bars, hospitals and jails. I’ll go get the Yellow Pages.