witty quotes

"Don’t be so humble - you are not that great."
- Golda Meir (1898-1978), to a visiting diplomat

Karl Marx
Catch a man a fish and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.

"Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away."
- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
- Bob Wells

"The only possible conclusion the social sciences can draw is: some do, some don’t."
- Ernest Rutherford


"You laugh at me because I am different, but I laugh at you because you are all the same."

Oscar Wilde
It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.

"The only stupid question is the question you don't ask."
- Unknown


"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."
- George Bernard Shaw


"Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig."
- Proverb

Sometimes you gotta create what you want to be a part of.
- Geri Weitzman

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
- Henny Youngman